Steve Kissing is running for President of these United States.

True story.

The Price Hill native has already launched a web site, www.kissing4prez.org, with the campaign motto “Steve Kissing in 2008. Put a Square in the Oval Office.”

Already, we get the sense we’re having our collective leg pulled.

“I am seriously running, but not to the point of insanity where I actually think I have a chance,” clarifies Kissing. “My real goal is not so much to win the White House, but to have some impact on the discussion of who should be president.”
 
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